From BOSS to Canon Fodder: She is Currently Out of Service!

Chapter 214 - 106: Naming Ineptitude



Chapter 214 - 106: Naming Ineptitude

"Oh, is that so... uh, if you don’t mind, I actually have two names you can choose from." Gu Ningxuan blushed slightly under Su Jiameng’s skeptical gaze, "Huaixi and Huaifeng, how about these two names?"

"Su Huaixi? Su Huaifeng?" Su Jiameng muttered, and found that these two names sounded quite nice. Moreover, just by hearing the names, one would feel that the owner should be a gentle and elegant person. Su Jiameng quite liked these two names, "Do they have any special meaning?"

Gu Ningxuan answered honestly, "Xi and Feng were a pair of very strong brothers in the history of the Alliance, both were admirals."

Su Jiameng’s lips faltered for a moment; she asked what meaning these names had, but he said the names belonged to two admirals... Is such a mismatched answer normal?

However... after regaining her senses, Su Jiameng understood that the other party hoped the two children would inherit these names and become influential figures like those two admirals in the future, right? This barely counts as a very good blessing and implication!

Su Jiameng herself didn’t have much literary knowledge, a complete novice at naming, and facing these two rather likable names, she hesitated for a moment and agreed, "We’ll settle on these two! They sound pleasant and look pleasing..."

She didn’t notice Gu Ningxuan’s expression as she nodded; his lips curled with a hint of a smile, seemingly very satisfied with this outcome.

According to the Gu Family’s genealogy, the next generation of Gu Ningxuan had to follow the character ’Hua’, and the original owners of the names "Xi" and "Feng" were actually two very powerful figures in the Gu family ancestry. They not only had strong abilities, good talents, and righteous and upright personalities but were also among the rare long-lived ancestors in the history of the Gu Family, reaching an age of 503.

From a young age, Gu Ningxuan often heard the names and stories of these two elders and knew that the Gu family avoided using these two characters when naming descendants as a sign of respect.

However, Su Jiameng’s children had nothing to do with the Gu family, and he used these two names to express his blessing. It’s likely that if those elders knew in the afterlife, they wouldn’t feel offended.

Changxi came over to tidy up the house for Gu Ningxuan, while Su Jiameng returned to her room to watch over the two buns. It was only then she belatedly realized something! The babies were born, and she hadn’t yet informed K3 and the others about this good news...

She posted this message in the team group chat, and Lucy, who had no classes in the afternoon, immediately rushed over. The other three could only suppress their internal excitement at wanting to skip class and painfully awaited the end of lectures, as they seemed eager to see Xiao Meng’s babies at the first opportunity!

Lucy looked at the two buns, a bit surprised, "Is this Xiao Meng’s Beibi? They’re super cute, and they feel so chubby to the touch."

As she spoke, she mischievously sneaked a peek under the little warm blankets covering the two buns, and upon seeing the lower parts, she murmured in slight disappointment, "Why are they both boys? I prefer girls like Xiao Meng..."

Su Jiameng blacklined and said, "Lulu, at least pay some respect to the innocence of the two babies..."

Lucy stealthily rolled her eyes and lightly poked the little brother of the tiny bun with a face saying "what can you do to me?" Unfortunately, the two were still peacefully breathing, unaware of being bullied by a weird auntie.

Su Jiameng could only cover her face helplessly. Lucy’s actions were too bold. Babies, forgive momma for not stepping up to protect your innocence, momma is guilty. While lamenting in her heart, Su Jiameng looked at the medicine bottle Lucy tossed over, full of doubt.

"I’m not sick..." Su Jiameng glanced at the label on the medicine bottle, and her face suddenly flushed red.

This medicine... was specifically for expecting mothers who choose egg birth, a natural, harmless lactation stimulant... it’s said that it can also promote body development, getting rid of the flat-chested embarrassment. Many women who have given birth consider it a magic pill for enhancement.

"How did you get such a thing?" Su Jiameng asked her in a low voice, not daring to speak loudly. Su Jiameng’s figure in the second life was very good, making buying clothes a bit troubling. Having turned into a flat princess in this life, she didn’t seem to mind for long.

But when the two babies were about to come, she realized a big problem—without X, without milk, how to feed?

Of course, she could choose to give them milk powder. Perhaps out of curiosity or the fervent longing of a newbie mom, she really wanted to breastfeed the babies herself. But... she tearfully realized that this body only had two tiny budding little buns...

Even more importantly, after giving birth, a typical ten-month pregnant woman naturally produces milk, but this body of hers chose egg birth, meaning the babies were separated from her body in the first month of pregnancy, and she had no clue how to lactate.

The medicine Lucy provided could conveniently solve Su Jiameng’s current awkward predicament...

However, this product is only purchasable by adults, and Lucy carefully calculated, seemingly not having the qualifications to buy it. Facing this issue, Lucy proudly said, "All it takes is credit points!"

Having figured out how to use the medicine, Su Jiameng didn’t hesitate long before starting to take it. Yet she refused to admit, on the second day of using the medicine, that she went to the hospital due to the embarrassing issues of lactation and body development.

Even more ridiculously, the doctor who diagnosed her had the gall to say meaningfully, "You’re still young, your potential for growth is substantial, you’ll be much larger than you are now, there’s really no need to take this medicine..."

What other expression could Su Jiameng show besides a blank face? Could she tell the doctor she was taking the medicine to promote milk production, not for enhancement? Doctor, your expression of "kids these days are really mature, society is going downhill" is priceless! (To be continued. If you like this work, welcome to vote for recommendations and monthly tickets at Qidian.com, your support is my greatest motivation. Mobile users, please visit m.qidian.com to read.)


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